[ANDY REVIEW — not legal advice]
last updated: sept 23, 2026
terms of use
by using miltonbumford.com, u agree to these terms. they are short. so is milton's attention span.
this is a joke website (a nice one)
this site is for entertainment. it is a parody of a personal homepage from 2003. milton bumford is a fictional character, and he is AI-generated. he is not a real person, and nothing he "says" is advice of any kind. the old-computer look is a parody and is not affiliated with any software company.
$MBUM (please read this one)
$MBUM is a meme coin about a fictional man with a bowl cut. nothing on this site is financial advice.
- the creator's launch buy: milton's real, human creator bought 0.37 SOL (about $42) of $MBUM when it launched. here is the proof.
- creator fees: he earns pump.fun creator fees on every $MBUM trade, buy or sell.
- his launch coins: he may sell his launch coins at any time. if he does, this page will say so.
- 18+ only. if u are under 18, the coin is not for u.
- trading happens somewhere else. buying and selling happen on third-party platforms like pump.fun and ur own wallet app, under their rules, at ur own risk.
- this site never touches ur crypto. it never connects to wallets, never asks u to sign anything, never asks for ur seed phrase or private key, and never holds anyone's funds. anyone asking u for those is scamming u.
- not affiliated with pump.fun or Phantom. we just link to them.
- the only official contract address for $MBUM is the one on the homepage. any other address, or any other coin claiming to be milton's, is fake.
buying stuff from milton
payments go through Stripe. none of these purchases include $MBUM or any other crypto.
- tips ($5, $10, or $25): go to milton's real, human creator to help keep the site online. tips are not refundable and get u nothing except milton's gratitude.
- dance dedication ($10): milton dances in an upcoming video with ur name or a short message on screen, and ur name goes on the SHOUTOUTZ wall. it goes up within 14 days. if it doesn't go up within 30 days, u get a full refund. non-refundable once posted.
- shoutout ($5): ur name goes on the SHOUTOUTZ wall, added by hand. non-refundable once posted.
the rules: personal names and messages only. no businesses, brands, links, or coins. keep it nice. milton's creator can refuse any name or message, and if he does, u get a full refund. by ordering, u agree that ur name or message can be shown publicly on this site and in milton's videos.
please do not steal my website
milton, his face, his dances, and the words, pictures, and videos on this site belong to milton's creator. please don't copy them, sell them, or pretend to be milton. sharing links is great.
the fine print
this site is provided as is. it may break, go offline, or change without notice. as far as the law allows, milton's creator is not responsible for losses from using this site or from anything u do on third-party platforms.
contact
questions, refunds, or complaints: email hello@miltonbumford.com. if these terms change, the "last updated" date at the top changes too.