last updated: sept 23, 2026
terms of use
by using miltonbumford.com, u agree to these terms. they are short. so is milton's attention span.
this is a joke website (a nice one)
this site is for entertainment. it is a parody of a personal homepage from 2003. milton bumford is a fictional character, and he is AI-generated. he is not a real person, and nothing he "says" is advice of any kind. the old-computer look is a parody and is not affiliated with any software company.
$MBUM (please read this one)
$MBUM is a meme coin about a fictional man with a bowl cut. nothing on this site is financial advice.
- the creator's launch buy: milton's real, human creator bought 0.37 SOL (about $42) of $MBUM when it launched.
- creator fees: he earns pump.fun creator fees on every $MBUM trade, buy or sell.
- his launch coins: he's holding them and has no plans to sell. if that changes, this page will say so within a day.
- 18+ only. if u are under 18, the coin is not for u.
- trading happens somewhere else. buying and selling happen on third-party platforms like pump.fun and ur own wallet app, under their rules, at ur own risk.
- this site never touches ur crypto. it never connects to wallets, never asks u to sign anything, never asks for ur seed phrase or private key, and never holds anyone's funds. anyone asking u for those is scamming u.
- not affiliated with pump.fun. we just link to it.
- the only official contract address for $MBUM is the one on the homepage. any other address, or any other coin claiming to be milton's, is fake.
the creator's stance
$MBUM is my baby. it's for fun, not for getting rich, and nothing here is financial advice. i'm holding my launch coins and don't plan to sell them. i earn a small fee from trades, but that's not why i made it. i just want it to do well, and i plan to stick with it. if my holding ever changes, this page will say so within a day. the captain goes down with the ship. — milton's creator
personal videos (cameo)
personal videos from milton are booked and paid on Cameo, under Cameo's own terms, prices and refund policy. this site never takes the payment. milton is a fictional, AI-generated character, and ur video is made for u by his real, human creator. this site is not affiliated with Cameo.
please do not steal my website
milton, his face, his dances, and the words, pictures, and videos on this site belong to milton's creator. please don't copy them, sell them, or pretend to be milton. sharing links is great.
the fine print
this site is provided as is. it may break, go offline, or change without notice. as far as the law allows, milton's creator is not responsible for losses from using this site or from anything u do on third-party platforms.
contact
questions, refunds, or complaints: email hello@miltonbumford.com. if these terms change, the "last updated" date at the top changes too.