MILTON BUMFORD
welcome 2 my homepage!!! i made it myself. i am milton. i am a gentleman, a dancer, and very handsome (my mother says so). please enjoy my website and tell ur friends.
★ NEW: MILTON IS ON CAMEO ★
everyone deserves a gentleman in their corner.
example requestmy best friend turns 30 and thinks she's old 😭
miltonhappy birthday. 30 is not old. 30 is vintage. like my tweed.
- 🎂 birthdays
- 💪 pep talks
- 🔥 roasts
- 💜 advice
- 🙋 questions
personal videos from $20 · 24hr delivery · booked & paid on Cameo. milton is an AI character.
NEW!!! THE CHROME EDITION
my suit was too big for most doors, so i made it into a T-shirt. the headlights are printed on. the chrome is implied.
printed to order · checkout by Shopify
$MBUM
the official milton bumford coin
it has milton's face on it.
official contract address (the only real one):
press and hold to copy
a meme coin with milton's face on it. it's for fun, not for getting rich, and nothing here is financial advice. milton's creator earns a small fee when it's traded and is holding his launch coins. buying happens on pump.fun, not here.
~*~ SHOUTOUTZ ~*~
- shoutout 2 Mother
- shoutout 2 Milton (himself)
(the guestbook has been closed for maintenance since 2004)
- Mother wrote:
very handsome website milton. i am proud of u. please call ur mother.
- xX_MiltonFan_Xx wrote:
FIRST!!!!!!
- Milton Bumford wrote:
thank u for signing my guestbook milton
- anonymous wrote:
how did u make the bubbles
- Milton Bumford wrote:
magic